Three days late for Asexy April, but sticking it in the tag anyway in case anyone’s still tracking. ;)
Title: the argument from roses
(prequel to my ficlet not everything is always just as it seems)
Pairing: Sherlock Holmes/John Watson
Rating/Warnings: Explicit. Exploration and negotiation of sexual activity between an asexual and a sexual. Detailed warnings in the end notes.
Summary: Universal pleasures do not exist: some people don’t like the smell of roses, some people don’t like sex.
Many thanks to lbmisscharlie for beta!
SWOOPING IN AT THE VERY LAST FUCKING MINUTE WITH AN ASEXY APRIL FIC
Marius/Cosette, with platonic/queerplatonic Marius/Courfeyrac. Jehan is also there. Kind of drabbly and half-assed but that’s what happens when Asexy April falls during finals week so instead of those negative adjectives let’s go with “short and sweet.” (also adheres more to musical!canon than to Brick!canon.)
Word Count: 15,684
Warnings: There is one scene where a character who is sex-averse is pressured into consenting to sexual activity he is not comfortable with. While verbal consent is asked for and given, it could be upsetting to read. I really, really don’t want to trigger anyone, so be careful my dears <3
Summary: In which Castiel is a theatre major terrible at first impressions; Dean is a set designer who likes Cas anyway; and the most chaotic production of Les Miserables in history somehow manages to go off without a hitch. Or, just as you should never give a moose a muffin (because he’ll want some jam to go with it), you should never give a blank check to a university theatre department.
Fandom: BBC Sherlock.
Warnings: No warnings apply.
Asexual character(s): Sherlock Holmes, Molly Hooper.
Note: This is a mash-up of five different asexy kink meme prompts I’ve saved over the course of the two years I’ve been in fandom. Some conversations are lifted straight from canon with the help of Ariane DeVere’s wonderful transcripts.
Summary: Everyone seemed to assume that Molly was in love with Sherlock Holmes, and it was so much easier to go along with it than to correct people.
Hey! Do you write for The Hour? If so, I’m prompting you with Lix/Randall and cooking. (I messed with time timeline a bit. Hey, I’m pressed for time. Shh.)
I misread the last prompt, so I have two versions of the National Treasure fic.
This is the better, crackier version.
Have some asexual!Benjamin Franklin Gates
I have never written this much crack
In other news: That was my last prompt! I’m done!
Relationship between Hedwig and Pigwidgeon. I imagine it to be a reluctant mother, over-exuberent child sort of relationship. Thoughts?
I don’t know if you’ve read the Fault in our Stars, but I’m guessing you have. I’d like a fic where Hazel comes out as ace, but everyone denies it and says it’s part of her condition, even though Hazel knows she’s right. (you can ignore the fact she has sex, fanfiction has no rules)